Goals and pooches galore as Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

With the team running out in a special, one-off purple strip to celebrate International Women’s Day, Dulwich Hamlet tore apart their visitors from Merstham, in a one-sided 5-0 thrashing.

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Before the kick off, the Merstham keeper tries to find a way into the mass hug circle.

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

The traffic was almost entirely one-way, as Hamlet totally dominated the play.

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Merstham’s keeper was in for a busy afternoon.

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Everyone loves a goalmouth melee.

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Hamlet went 1-0 up in the tenth minute, thanks to a Nathan Green strike.

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

There was another huge crowd of 1,564 at Champion Hill.

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

I’d like to think that the stripping of the estate agent banner was an act of the Anti Gentrification Gods. Let’s hope they bring their forces of fury to Brixton’s Foxtons ASAP.

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Dulwich come close.

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Divot of the Day.

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Gavin Tomlin makes it 2-0 in the 24th minute.

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Gavin Tomlin curled a magnificent free kick into the net to make it 3-0 in the 35th minute.

Half time: Hamlet 3 Merstham 0.

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

The burger bar gang.

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

The day was a bumper one for #nonleaguedogs.

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

These cheeky laaaads decided to watch the game for free.

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Hamlet had a fourth goal disallowed for offside.

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Another goalmouth melee saw the ball cross over the line to make it 4-0 to Hamlet.

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Not sure what this is.

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

There aren’t many things more splendid in life than seeing a shredded estate agent’s advert flapping in the breeze.

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Children in the trees!

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Paying and non paying spectators.

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

#TennisBallGate

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Checking the programme during a lull in the action.

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

Mr Preston Edwards.

With seven minutes to go, the scoreline was 5-0 to Hamlet, courtesy of a wonderful Panuche Camara strike.

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

League table

With all the five teams above Hamlet all drawing or losing, it’s beginning to look good for the play offs.

Dulwich Hamlet thrash hapless Merstham 5-0. Saturday 11th March 2017

 

Get behind the Hamlet!

Dulwich Hamlet info:
Dulwich Hamlet Football Club
Champion Hill Stadium
Edgar Kail Way
East Dulwich
LONDON
SE22 8BD
Tel: 020 7274 8707
[Map location]

Admission prices:

  • £10 for Adults
  • £4 for Concessions – Seniors – 60+, Teenagers (13-19), Unemployed (JSA), Disability Living Allowance (DLA), NHS Staff, Blue Light Services, Serving Members of the Armed Forces and Full Time Students. (Please bring valid ID)
  • Under 13s FREE accompanied by a paying adult

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